Cade McNamara Spotted Casting Dark Incantations on Sullivan to Earn Back Starting Position
New reports have uncovered that Iowa QB Brendan Sullivan’s ankle sprain during last week’s game against UCLA may have been caused by the...
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Tim Lester Revealed To Be Brian Ferentz In Funny Hat
Hawkeye football has been the talk of campus this fall, with much of the discussion surrounding our newfound offense. Who knew throwing...
“We can’t keep doing this”: Professor Denies Caitlin Clark’s Essay Extension Request Again
Caitlin Clark, marketing student at the University of Iowa, is looking onward to her next steps — graduating. Last year was the first...
Student Spotlight: Caitlin Clark’s Boyfriend Plays Basketball Too
Apparently. Wouldn't ya know it?
It Was My Decision To Get Clean: My Wizard101 Story
Fizzle after fizzle after fizzle. I couldn’t take it anymore. It was eating me from the inside out. My addiction to Wizard101 has finally...
Caitlin Clark ‘Resting Up’ in Room with Yellow Wallpaper
Caitlin has had an absolutely phenomenal season thus far, and this year’s March Madness tournament is no exception. Not only is the...
A Tale of Two Mascots: Herky Picks New Partner
This Sunday, Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA Division I scoring record in front of thousands of fans at Carver Hawkeye Arena, and as usual...
Caitlin Clark Asked to Star in "Space Jam 3"
Beloved University of Iowa athlete Caitlin Clark has been breaking records and wowing fans left and right as of late. Having recently...
Usher Scores Record Number of Touchdowns in Super Bowl LVIII, Beats Both Teams
Last week was the 58th championship game of the NFL: The Super Bowl, a once beloved television event that now merely results in people...
Prediction: THE LIONS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!
I’VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR MONTHS. LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT I’VE BEEN A LIONS FAN SINCE BIRTH! I’M NOT HOPPING ON THE BANDWAGON, I’M DRIVING...
Tory Taylor Drafted to Australian Football League: Forgot What Australian Football Is
Poor Tory! This silly little Aussie got a little mixed up on his "football" terms
HawkeyEsports Starts Wizard101 Team
Yippie! Everyone’s favorite video game is finally coming to the University of Iowa. By popular demand, Esports at Iowa has decided to...
Kirk Ferentz Caught Selling Football Tickets at Jacked-Up Prices
There you are, looking for a student ticket for this Saturday’s football game. You go to the Iowa Ticket Facebook Marketplace, knowing...
NATIONWIDE ALERT: Kirk Ferentz shits in ur bed
Remember all those sounds yesterday? Yeah, that was him. It was really stinky.
Kirk Ferentz Sues Costco brand, Kirkland, for Name Theft, Costco Must Raise Price of 1.50 Hot Dog
A devastating blow indeed to Costco as Kirk Ferentz's legal team comes at brand Kirkland so hard that Costco is forced to increase the...
Kirk Ferentz on Hiring Talentless Son: “No Press is Bad Press”
“I allowed Brian to lightly suckle the nectar from Papa’s tit,” Ferentz said. “He shall be ready for next Saturday.”
Kirk Ferentz Visited by Ghosts of Football Past, Present, and Future
When 68-year-old Kirk Ferentz is seen on regional TV scowling at his son every Saturday afternoon, it's hard not to draw comparison to...
Doping, Sex, Murder: The Many Scandals of the Spikeball Hawkeyes
In recent years, spikeball has risen to the forefront of college sports. As more and more students are coming to realize that by playing...
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