Your Residence Halls as Hunger Games Districts

Capitol: Rise Apartments

• We get it, you’re better than all of us

District 1 (Luxury): Peterson

• Fancy building

• Athletes who think they’d win

District 2 (Masonry): Catlett

• Late night fire up grill saves lives

• Rich freshmen would volunteer for the games

District 3 (Technology): Daum

• Nerds

• Bunnel for protection, but you’re too close to Burge to do anything great

District 4 (Fishing): Hillcrest

• You feed us

• Near the river, go fish

District 5 (Power): Barbara Wilson’s House

• Obviously

District 6 (Transportation): Parklawn

• Losers gotta bus to get to campus

District 7 (Lumber): Slater

• Both the words end in “er”

District 8 (Textiles): Aspire Apartments

• Pre-furnished

District 9 (Grain): Rienow

• Irrelevant

District 10 (Livestock): Stanley

• No comment

District 11 (Agriculture): Currier

• Cute outside area

District 12 (Mining): Burge

• Dirty Burge

• Mining in the Bunnel

• No one expects anything great from you, but your love may prevail

District 13 (Rebellion): Mayflower

• Off the grid

• We ride at dawn