Your Outie is in YAF
Please Try to Abhor Each Fact Equally

Your Outie regularly deviates from their unassigned assigned seat.
Your Outie refuses to make way for others on the Cambus.
Your Outie isn’t following The Doily Allergen on Instagram.
Your Outie uses the bathroom without washing their hands.
Your Outie still can’t tell the Pentacrest buildings apart.
Your Outie sits at the end of the row during lectures.
Your Outie has only done five of the Forty-Seven Things at Iowa.
Your Outie hasn’t done the Hawkeye Wave.
Your Outie takes the biggest table in the dining hall for themselves.
Your Outie presses all of the buttons in the elevator.
Your Outie is still wearing their bar crawl shirt out a week later.
Your Outie refuses to share their midterm quizlet with classmates.
Your Outie wishes spring break was shorter.
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