Top 10 Types Of Men To Avoid In Iowa City

These are the types of men to avoid in Iowa City.

1. Settlers of catan players

2. Guys named John

3. Gemini Suns

4. Gemini Moons

5. Gemini Risings

6. Guys who look like they’re familiar with the Smiths

7. Morrissey

8. Men who have hair (such a red flag)

9. Men without hair (even bigger red flag)

10. Men with kind eyes

11. Men with hazel eyes

12. Men who look at you

13. Presbyterians (why is it spelled like that, kinda sketch)

14. Men who work

15. Unemployed Losers

16. Loving fathers

17. Fathers who look at their life and realize they’ve made a huge mistake

18. ”I’m not Jewish, but” men (aka Hitler types)

19. Men who do standup

20. Men who do improv

21. Guys with friends

22. Men who call you sweetheart and take multivitamins (singular vitamins are fine)

23. Men who like big cats

24. Men who “don’t wanna get into all that”

25. Professors who “don’t date students”

26. Space bros

27. Men who introduced a communist regime to the Soviet Union

28. Those guys

29. Men who were the 27th President of the United States of America

30. World of Warcraft players

31. Men who studied for the ACT

32. Men who are familiar with the concept of podcasts (slippery slope)

33. Men who are passionate about and regularly exercise their Fifth Amendment rights

34. Men who received their driver’s license in the past 17 months

35. Men who live, laugh, love (exclusively in this order)

36. Midwesteners

37. Those who dare to dream

38. Men who find comfort in the small things

39. The colorblind

40. Ferret people