To The Joker, Wilder is Just Normal-er

With Parents’ Week fast approaching, several notable parents have started popping up around Iowa City. Among such parents is Iowa City’s own The Joker who, along with his wife Lady Gaga, came to visit his dear daughter, little Della.

Using his crazy mind games, he managed to snag a room at The Graduate. Since he’s insane, he didn’t unpack his bags before heading out.

“Lady,” he told his wife, “let’s have a night out on the town. We can paint the town red… literally! I have red paint! Aren’t I crazy?!?!?!”

“Yes, dear, now can we please leave?”

So, the two walked outside the hotel, only to be greeted by a hotel that they didn’t remember being there.

“Wilder?!” The Joker proclaimed, bewildered. “More like Milder. I highly doubt that anything could be wilder than me!!”

The two walked into the bar, looking around at the framed pictures of cows and the random pillar right in the middle of the standing area. The Joker walked over to the bartender and pulled out his signature line.

“Do you wanna know how I got in these bars???”

“Ermm, the door? Smh,” the bartender responded, wiping down the same glass that he’d been working on for half an hour.

“Omg, you’re so quirky!!! I didn’t think anyone else in this city knew what real comedy was.”

The Joker and the bartender continued talking while Lady Gaga dressed in drag and began singing “La Vie En Rose”. The Joker and the bartender seemed to be hitting it off, as if their mutual love of comedy was becoming a mutual love of… each other <3

“Hey, bartender, how about you meet me in the back? Cocky wants boing boing,” The Joker offered.

“Aren’t you married? I wouldn’t want to impose.”

“Don’t worry, we’re jolly-amorous.”

“Ermm, don’t you mean ‘polyamorous’?”

“We’re quirky, so we say it differently.”

“Oh, okay.”

So, the two went into the back and had some WILD sex. Some CRAZY mouth stuff and some INSANE butt stuff. It was hot.

And that, children, is how The Joker spent Parents’ Week.