This New Raising Cane’s Tastes Suspiciously Like Herky the Hawk

After having dined at the new Raising Cane’s location in downtown Iowa City, many customers are reporting the chicken tasting like how the University of Iowa’s mascot might taste: Beaten and run-through.

This story is still developing. Maintain caution if you find yourself dining at this location and report any oddities to The Doily Allergen.