These DI Fuckers Ever Heard of a Fucking Joke?

Fool us once...you get blasted. You get blasted!!

This is the last time we reach out to the Daily Iowan with hope of building any sort of meaningful relationship. We gave you bitches ELEVEN days to respond to our email and now look at us... it's 11:45pm and we're without any April Fools jokes because you journalists are scared of the real news.

Start spreading the news folks, the DI hates fun, comedy, whimsy, and especially, the Doily Allergen. We'll see you on the four square court...