Sorry, Folks: We Ran Out of News

There’s Just Nothing Going On Today

Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t any left. We’ve covered all the topics. There might be news tomorrow, but today there just isn’t anything happening. Sorry. You gotta give us credit for covering literally everything up to today, though! That’s kind of impressive, right?

Welp. See you tomorrow, hopefully. Or whenever the next thing to report on happens.