Mariah Carey's Second Defrost of the Year Melts the Polar Ice Caps, Earth Spins Faster

Mariah Carey's defrosting was on a scale hitherto undreamt of this year. It was so massive that it caused the polar ice caps to melt. Scientists say due to some centrifugal force shit, the Earth spins faster, what's new.

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Mariah Carey's Second Defrost of the Year Melts the Polar Ice Caps, Earth Spins Faster

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