Kirk Ferentz Sues Costco brand, Kirkland, for Name Theft, Costco Must Raise Price of 1.50 Hot Dog

Doily Allergen
Oct 2, 2023
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Updated: Oct 25, 2023

A devastating blow indeed to Costco as Kirk Ferentz's legal team comes at brand Kirkland so hard that Costco is forced to increase the price of their $1.50 hot dogs to $2.50. Doily staff wishes everyone well in this incredibly difficult time. Hug your loved ones, you never know how they'll be around.

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Kirk Ferentz Sues Costco brand, Kirkland, for Name Theft, Costco Must Raise Price of 1.50 Hot Dog

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