Iowa Adds Smutwriting Program

There has been an important recent announcement from the Iowa Board of Regents: 

“The funding cuts and divestment directives from DEI, graduate programs, and minority concentrated LLCs are being consolidated into a brand new, Barbara-approved Smutwriting program! This new program will be gradually introduced into the University of Iowa’s (shrinking) roster of grad programs starting next fall. The classes below will be available to be selected during this registration period:

Core Classes

SMUT5210: Introduction To Doomed Yuri

SMUT5735: Craft of Colleen Hoover

SMUT6400: Anatomy of Small Gay Men

SMUT6700: Advanced Applications of Yearning

SMUT7120: The Historical Ramifications of The Boyfriends Webtoon.

SMUT7400: How To Sell Your Erotica to Married Middle Aged Moms

Electives:

SMUT5880: Booktok Chronicles

SMUT6550: Wattpad Chronicles

SMUT7330: AO3 Chronicles”

We at the DA hope to see you in Wednesday’s Yuri Discussion class! That is, however, only if you register before the entirety of Venus Magazine takes your spot.