Herky the Hawk Gets Five Big Booms: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!

This morning, it was announced that Herky the Hawk is the newest topic to receive the prestigious Five Big Booms from the Costco Guys AJ and Big Justice.

This amazing honor was bestowed on Herky in a Tiktok where the father-son duo solemnly stared down the screen, as is tradition, before chanting all five booms in sync. The Rizzler himself even popped in to congratulate Herky afterwards.

This is four more booms than Herky is used to having, as the Hawkeye Marching Band provides him with one boom every football season, formerly known as “The Boom” before the Five Big Booms came along. However, AJ and Big Justice had communicated with the Costco gods and determined Herky was deserving of leveling up to all five booms.

The Five Big Booms have been equated to the 21-gun salute in terms of honor and respect, and we at The Doily Allergen are incredibly proud of Herky for this great achievement. We have no doubt that as a result of this, Herky will be appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon within the week.

Feel free to give Herky your very own Five Big Booms in the comments. BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!