HAWK ALERT: Spooky Scary Skeletons Send Shivers Down Your Spine

HAWK ALERT:

Spooky, scary skeletons send shivers down your spine

Shrieking skulls will shock your soul

Seal your doom tonight

Spooky, scary skeletons speak with such a screech

You’ll shake and shudder in surprise

When you hear those zombies shriek

We’re so sorry, skeletons, you’re so misunderstood

You only want to socialize (But I don’t think we should)

Cause spooky, scary skeletons

Shout startling, shrilly screams

They’ll sneak from their sarcophagus

And just won’t leave you be

Spirits, supernatural are shy, what’s all the fuss?

But bags of bones seem so unsafe (It’s semi-serious)

Spooky, scary skeletons are silly all the same

They’ll smile and scrabble slowly by and drive you so insane

Sticks and stones will break your bones

They seldom let you snooze

Spooky, scary skeletons will wake you with a boo.

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