HAWK ALERT: OUCH OWIE OWWWW

WHOOOOOO MAMA!!!!!

YYYEEOOOOUUCH!!!!!

HOOOLY BUCKETS!!!!!

EEEEEEKKK!!!!!

OOOOHHHH MAAAANN!!!!!!!!!! 

URRGHHHHHH OOOF!!!!!!

HOLY SHIIIIIIII-TAKE MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!

HOT DANG!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BEJEEZUS!!!

ZOINKS!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAHHHH FUDGECICLES!!!!!!!

GARSH DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! 

GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHEESE AND RICE!!!!!!!!!!!

FIDDLESTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOHHHHH TARTER SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOOOHH BARNACLES!!!!!!!!!

BALDERDASH!!!!!!!!!!

BALLYHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AY CARAMBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAGNABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GALLOPING GREMLINS!!!!!!!!!

MERLIN’S BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

…Man, that hurt. 

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