HAWK ALERT: Beware the Ides of March

Doily Allergen
Jul 13, 2023
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Updated: Oct 25, 2023

HAWK ALERT Ides of March Warning. Betrayal, assassination possible in less than 10 mins. Avoid possible senate meetings, the Theater of Pompeii, and the people who you thought were your friends.

Brush up on Latin accusations in case of sudden betrayal.

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