HAWK ALERT: Are You Mad At Me?

HAWK ALERT: Are you mad at me?

HAWK ALERT: Things seemed kind of off earlier. I just wanted to check. You can ignore this, sorry. lol

HAWK ALERT: Forget it, hahaha, I’m good.

HAWK ALERT: Sorry if this is annoying haha.

HAWK ALERT: Sorry if this made you mad at me.

HAWK ALERT: If I ever do anything, you can tell me. I can take it.

HAWK ALERT: I just saw you at the library! Nice Iowa Football sweatshirt, haha. Maybe you haven’t checked your phone in a while? Sorry I’m blowing up your notifications. You can just get back to me whenever.

HAWK ALERT: Ok I’m sorry I’ll stop.

HAWK ALERT: SEVERE WEATHER ALERT. TORNADO WARNING. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER.

HAWK ALERT: HA. I knew you were getting these! There’s no tornado, idiot!! You can get out from under that stupid desk now. I’m fucking done with you. Good luck in the next derecho, I won’t be notifying you.