FACT: Not Even Vegans Eat the Hillcrest Vegan Brownies

Have you ever been eating at the best dining hall on campus, Hillcrest Market Place, when the hunger for a sweet treat hits you? You might meander on over to the dessert area, hoping there’s something good waiting for you. Then you see it: everything is gone except for a full platter of untouched vegan brownies.

Have you ever seen anybody eating one of these brownies? No. That’s because neither vegans nor normal people will touch them. They taste like shit. Why does UIHD still bother to make them? Probably for some bullshit DEI reason.

Hillcrest vegan brownies: Just another reason why the woke mind virus is killing our great society.