Doily Allergen Loves the Supa Bowl!!

Everyone thinks that us at the Doily Allergen know nothing about sports, but we writers all gathered around tonight to watch the biggest game of the season, the Supa Bowl! 

The game started with a beautiful burly man, kicking a ball, or were they throwing it? Who’s to say. There’s so much starting and stopping, it’s hard to keep it all straight. A field goal, a basket, and a homerun later, the game was really starting to heat up. (Like the nachos at the Doily Super Bowl party, which was truly the highlight of the game.)

By halftime the green team was up by 10,000 points, just in time for the real show to start, the halftime show. Kendrick came out onto the field and blew the roof off the arena, keeping us all humble. According to our sources, Drake cried all night, because he wasn't invited to the Grammys or the Supa Bowl. But hey, it sucks to suck. 

Then back to the game, where more ripped men tackled each other for fun. Taylor Swift’s boyfriend even caught a football right in the endzone! Score! The red team came back in the second half and tied up the game, which brought the game into overtime. 

For overtime, both the Eagles and the Chiefs had to lip-sync for their lives and to be crowned Supa Bowl winner. ‘Disease’ by Lady Gaga played throughout the whole arena. All those big, burly men who spent the whole night tackling each other put on their most elegant and sexy dance moves for the ultimate referee, RuPaul. 

Once the song was done, Miss Ru descended to the field and crowned the Eagles the most gorgeous team of them all, while the Chiefs had to sashay all the way home.