Daily Iowan Causing Eduroam Outages To Suppress Free Speech

Eduroam has been noticeably finicky lately. We here at the Doily Allergen suspect that our foes at the Daily Iowan are behind this, seeing as how they’re behind everything bad to befall Iowa City. Ever.

WE ARE BEING SILENCED! PETITION THE DI TO BRING THE INTERNET BACK! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! 

SPREAD WORD OF THE DAILY IOWAN EDUROAM HOAX IF YOU’RE A TRUE PATRIOT!