Cock Drawing Shows Artistic Promise

Sudden fame has swept up Nathan Hunting, who until recently worked as a janitor in the Burge dining hall. That all changed when one of Hunting’s patented phallic sketches was discovered by Professor Adrian, head of the College of Art. Professor Adrian first discovered Hunting’s penis drawing on a white board in the dining room that normally is used to hold work schedules and the menu for the day.

“I was astounded by the craft of the work,” remarked Adrian. “He showed such confidence in the line work, not to mention the thorough detail put into the shading of the veins.”

Professor Adrian wasted no time enrolling Hunting in several advanced drawing skills taught by Dr. Sean Lucas. Lucas says he worries Hunting may squander his promise due to his dark past of dick drawing suppression.

“It’s not his fault,” Sean says. “The poor kid is working his fingers to the bone crafting balls, taints, and pubic hair. He came from a rough neighborhood, though, where you just didn’t draw wieners.”

Colleagues of Hunting agreed that he’s squandering his potential.

“We’re always tellin’ him he oughta put his art skills to better use,” says workmate Chuckie Geerdes. “The kid’s wicked talented. He’s sitting on a winning lottery ticket, but he’s too afraid to cash it in.”

Chuckie says the best part of his day is when he goes to pick up Hunting for work, and for a brief second, hopes that Hunting has taken off for a brighter dick-filled future.