Cade McNamara Spotted Casting Dark Incantations on Sullivan to Earn Back Starting Position

New reports have uncovered that Iowa QB Brendan Sullivan’s ankle sprain during last week’s game against UCLA may have been caused by the dark magic of a hooded McNamara, hiding amongst fans in the 300s section of the Rose Bowl. 

Prior to the injury, Hawkeye fans had been enjoying watching Sullivan turn the team’s offense around, leading Iowa to consecutive 40-point scoring games. This was in stark contrast to the slow, conservative game style they had been accustomed to with McNamara at quarterback.

McNamara was noticeably upset the team was improving with him sitting on the sidelines, and decided to take violent action to secure his legacy. University officials say he dropped his 4th year accounting class to take Defense Against the Dark Arts with professor Umbridge and began furiously studying any spell that could aid in getting him back at QB1.

His dark magic was a success, with Sullivan exiting the game at the 3rd quarter and being replaced by scout squad linebacker Jackson Stratton. Iowa lost the game 17-20.