BREAKING: UI Republicans In Shambles After Members Discover The Joys of Pegging

Another blow came to the University of Iowa Republicans, as they are seeing mass defectors after several members realized they liked taking it up the butt.

“The discovery of the anal G spot has caused quite a stir among young conservatives,” says the UI Republicans spokesperson. “After finally experiencing the fullest sensation of pleasure, many of our members are realizing there’s more to life than being giant dorks.”