BREAKING: The Doily Allergen Wins Bid To Purchase YAF In Bankruptcy Auction

The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the Young America’s Foundation. The Doily Allergen claimed it received financial assistance from a local Four-Eye advocacy group to ensure their ownership of the prominent conservative youth organization. When asked for comment, The Doily said this purchase will help them achieve their longtime mission to “end disinformation and fake news online.”