Politics

Woke Left Goes Back to Sleep

With finals season drawing near, professors have been witnessing falling rates of attendance and attention alike as students burn out...

BREAKING: The Doily Allergen Wins Bid To Purchase YAF In Bankruptcy Auction

The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

Sorry, Folks: We Ran Out of News

There’s Just Nothing Going On Today Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t...

The Doily Allergen Endorses Barbara Wilson for President of the United States

Fuck You, Independent Voters. Since rumors that the state of Iowa may turn blue after all the votes are counted for the 2024 Presidental...

Student Spotlight: The Guy Who’s Registered to Vote 127 Times

Sometimes it’s just too hard to say ‘no.’ As the 2024 presidential election rolls around, many organizations are encouraging Hawkeyes to...

BREAKING: Old Man Has White Hair and Pronouns

WASHINGTON, D.C.— According to shocking whistleblower reports, woke liberals have infiltrated our highest stations of government. As new...

JD Vance Headlines Studio 13 Drag Show

Vance Lip-Syncs... for... his... LIFE! Vice presidential candidate, JD Vance, everyone’s favorite eyeliner queen, seems to be growing...

I Didn’t Watch the Debate. Here’s What You Need to Know.

Last week, the first presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump rocked the nation....

US Space Force Wages War Against Transgender Aliens

Dear Doily: As An Ohioan, I Can Confirm We All Eat Dogs, Actually

Dear Doily, Last night’s debate (and the entire election season, really) has given us Ohioans a lot of exposure. It’s a little weird to...

A Raising Canes has Hit the Capitol Center

#NeverForget

Doily Allergen Hires Writer with Pronouns; YAF Pulls Funding

Well, it finally happened. After a long, harrowing week of the Doily Allergen working under YAF’s supervision, we’ve managed to escape...

Trans YAFman

“If one black man, aided by a bevy of good, decent, dedicated, open-, and liberal-minded whites and Jews can succeed in prevailing over a...

TBT: Iowa YAF Chairman, Uncle Ruckus, Bravely Fights Tears Testifying Before House Judiciary Committee

Throwback Thursday!!! Let’s look back to November 2023 when the Iowa YAF chairman, Uncle Ruckus, bravely testified before the GOP House...

Yotopia FINALLY Takes a Good Stance: Yogurt Males Welcome

Yotopia has been in Iowa City since September 2011, and since then, it has made many of its political allegiances known. From the pride...

Iowa YAF Wins Pulitzer Prize For Beautiful Chalk Messages

After decorating the University of Iowa’s pavements with powerful messages fighting UIowa’s Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Policy, Iowa...

Taylor Swift Announces New Song: “We are Never Getting (the Ozone Layer) Back Together” ft. Ben Shapiro

As a proud YAF member, this is one of those announcements where you know your kids will be asking you, “where were you when Taylor Swift...

Happy Belated Birthday Reagan!!!

Sorry we're late! Let's use this presidents day to honor you, the one who made this all possible, Ronald Reagan!

Iowa YAF Transitions into Iowa YASSS, Queen

Iowa’s Young Artichoke Fuckers––or as they’re colloquially known, Iowa YAF––have come under fire recently for actions that students...

Mitch McConnell’s Plan to Stop Climate Change

Given his party’s general lack of acceptance of the realities of anthropogenic global climate change, it came as a surprise to people on...