Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen Most troubling news arrived by pigeon flight this morning. We regret to inform the Iowa Territory that...

Equal opportunity over equity! Diversity saved!!!!! Only days after the University of Iowa announced that they would be moving their...

Rumors have begun to spread across campus about the closure of our living-learning communities committee, with claims being made that...

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has ordered the University of Iowa—a state-funded institution—to cut tens of millions of...

We know this might come as a surprise both to you and our loyal readers after years of our bitter rivalry: Making fun of you publicly,...

As the number one most reliable source of news in the entire country, The Doily Allergen had the immense displeasure of being invited to...

Casting “Sleep” on the Woke Left Wizards and witches (and NOBODY in between), rejoice! Your favorite tabletop gaming scene hasn’t gone...

In a stunning and unprecedented political move, President Joseph R. Biden has overridden the Supreme Court’s decision to silence the...

With finals season drawing near, professors have been witnessing falling rates of attendance and attention alike as students burn out...

The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

There’s Just Nothing Going On Today Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t...

Fuck You, Independent Voters. Since rumors that the state of Iowa may turn blue after all the votes are counted for the 2024 Presidental...

Sometimes it’s just too hard to say ‘no.’ As the 2024 presidential election rolls around, many organizations are encouraging Hawkeyes to...

WASHINGTON, D.C.— According to shocking whistleblower reports, woke liberals have infiltrated our highest stations of government. As new...

Vance Lip-Syncs... for... his... LIFE! Vice presidential candidate, JD Vance, everyone’s favorite eyeliner queen, seems to be growing...

Last week, the first presidential debate between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump rocked the nation....

Dear Doily, Last night’s debate (and the entire election season, really) has given us Ohioans a lot of exposure. It’s a little weird to...

#NeverForget

Well, it finally happened. After a long, harrowing week of the Doily Allergen working under YAF’s supervision, we’ve managed to escape...