On February 28th, Iowa governor Kim Reynolds signed a bill that strikes gender identity from Iowa’s civil rights law. This made Iowa the...

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Hey, everyone. My name’s Carl, aka Rizz-Man to my friends, which I have, and I’m a new writer here at The Dilly Elephant . Sorry, what is...

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Tired of those pesky parents parading around your campus like they own the place? Do you get whiplash from those big yellow bags? Tired...

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Remember that couple from high school that were always a little too close for comfort? Don’t you think it’s ironic that the couple that...

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Halloween is upon us, and that means the culmination of the entire spooky season — a time for parties, trick-or-treating, and going out...

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According to a map from the University of Iowa’s Department of Parking and Transportation, there are 36 designated mobile payment and...

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Ah, hello there! My name is Gerald Patrick McDonagh, and I am the oldest member of the Doily Allergen at sixty-five years young! It’s...