Too Bad They Missed the Oscars In a bold new attempt to put the I(owa) back in “cinema”, the FilmScenes at the Chauncey and Ped Mall are...

Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen Most troubling news arrived by pigeon flight this morning. We regret to inform the Iowa Territory that...

To the woe of many a dorm resident eagerly opening their windows in the evening, hoping to pass a quiet night in the cool, fresh air of...

Following the success of the annual Shamrock Shake and the temporary Grimace Shake, McDonald’s has announced a new themed dessert to add...

Has sorcery gone too far? Strange things are happening on Clinton St., friends. Strange things indeed. Footage from an anonymous (but...

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The University of Iowa has recently announced an exciting new venture for students this upcoming academic year: a brand new rehaul of...

Equal opportunity over equity! Diversity saved!!!!! Only days after the University of Iowa announced that they would be moving their...

Yes, it is Monday Ever since the university has decided to comply with the executive order to eliminate any DEI from their budget,...

Rumors have begun to spread across campus about the closure of our living-learning communities committee, with claims being made that...

In a shocking turn of events—during a time in our country where the line between fact and fiction seems to be indistinguishable—the...

Straight Out of Black Mirror…and Into Respondus As the endless cycle of midterms has begun once again, students all across campus have...

Already better than HawkTools As part of a new student outreach campaign, Barbara Wilson is taking a break from diving into piles of...

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has ordered the University of Iowa—a state-funded institution—to cut tens of millions of...

They’re not even masking! The cold weather has brought another bout of mysterious illnesses to Iowa City. It seems like everyone these...

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“Muse, tell me about a complicated man” begins one of the newest translations of Homer’s Odyssey —a version that, according to the...

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Dear The Onion, Isn’t this weird? Usually we’re the ones receiving questions in Dear Doily, but since you don’t have any sort of cool...

In what sources on the Board of Regents are calling a “patriotic” and “long overdue” move, University of Iowa President Barbara Wilson...