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The University of Iowa Needs to Protect Its Endangered Students Instead of Its Neo-Nazi Students It seems Iowa YAF, the University of...

Following funding cuts  to the College of Sorcerous Arts and Sciences, the Iowa City Witches’ Union has voted unanimously to launch an...

Job Security Bears Ill Omens Following federal orders to disband DEI (Divination, Enchantment, and Incantation) initiatives, the Board of...

Study also shows that your schedule builder predicts your classes As Fall 2025 course enrollment rolls around, Iowa students have started...

Despite outcry from concerned Christians and animal rights activists, the University of Iowa has gone forward with its new Magic and...

So you’re talking to this guy… He seems a bit different then the rest. He likes your music. He dresses well. He smells of fruity cologne....

Midterms are never kind, but there is a small, elite faction of students whose midterms have been annoyingly spread out this semester....

There has been an important recent announcement from the Iowa Board of Regents:  “The funding cuts and divestment directives from DEI,...

“I never thought they would take away my  glasses!” President Donald Trump shocked the nation in 2020 when he joined the controversial...

As the eternal Iowa winters begin to break for greener pastures and brighter days, you can bet that the university is capitalizing on it...

I swore this break would be different… Iowa student body, we regret to inform you that a virus has been lying latent in the student body...

Uh oh! Spring break played with the warm weather a little too hard, and accidentally broke spring for everyone else. Now instead of...

Cancel Culture Strikes Again

Please Try to Abhor Each Fact Equally Your Outie regularly deviates from their unassigned assigned seat. Your Outie refuses to make way...

Herky was seen recently flying over the great state of Texas with a flock of geese. On one of the group's pit stops we stopped to ask...

As we know, we’re living through some unprecedented times. First DOGE cuts off Men’s Sports for being “inefficient,” the identity focused...

Too Bad They Missed the Oscars In a bold new attempt to put the I(owa) back in “cinema”, the FilmScenes at the Chauncey and Ped Mall are...

Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen Most troubling news arrived by pigeon flight this morning. We regret to inform the Iowa Territory that...

To the woe of many a dorm resident eagerly opening their windows in the evening, hoping to pass a quiet night in the cool, fresh air of...