Cade McNamara Spotted Casting Dark Incantations on Sullivan to Earn Back Starting Position
New reports have uncovered that Iowa QB Brendan Sullivan’s ankle sprain during last week’s game against UCLA may have been caused by the...
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NCAA Bullshit
Tim Lester Revealed To Be Brian Ferentz In Funny Hat
Hawkeye football has been the talk of campus this fall, with much of the discussion surrounding our newfound offense. Who knew throwing...
“We can’t keep doing this”: Professor Denies Caitlin Clark’s Essay Extension Request Again
Caitlin Clark, marketing student at the University of Iowa, is looking onward to her next steps — graduating. Last year was the first...
Student Spotlight: Caitlin Clark’s Boyfriend Plays Basketball Too
Apparently. Wouldn't ya know it?
Caitlin Clark ‘Resting Up’ in Room with Yellow Wallpaper
Caitlin has had an absolutely phenomenal season thus far, and this year’s March Madness tournament is no exception. Not only is the...
A Tale of Two Mascots: Herky Picks New Partner
This Sunday, Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA Division I scoring record in front of thousands of fans at Carver Hawkeye Arena, and as usual...
Caitlin Clark Asked to Star in "Space Jam 3"
Beloved University of Iowa athlete Caitlin Clark has been breaking records and wowing fans left and right as of late. Having recently...
Kirk Ferentz Caught Selling Football Tickets at Jacked-Up Prices
There you are, looking for a student ticket for this Saturday’s football game. You go to the Iowa Ticket Facebook Marketplace, knowing...
Kirk Ferentz on Hiring Talentless Son: “No Press is Bad Press”
“I allowed Brian to lightly suckle the nectar from Papa’s tit,” Ferentz said. “He shall be ready for next Saturday.”
Kirk Ferentz Visited by Ghosts of Football Past, Present, and Future
When 68-year-old Kirk Ferentz is seen on regional TV scowling at his son every Saturday afternoon, it's hard not to draw comparison to...
Doping, Sex, Murder: The Many Scandals of the Spikeball Hawkeyes
In recent years, spikeball has risen to the forefront of college sports. As more and more students are coming to realize that by playing...
Marketing Major Put on Academic Probation after Missing Class for Three Straight Weeks of Class
It’s not often that marketing majors get caught in such hot water, but third year marketing student, Caitlin Clark, decided to completely...
Opinion: Garza Ain’t Got Shit On Me!
So, Luka Garza was recently named Big Ten Conference men’s basketball player of the year for the second year in a row. Whoop dee doo. He...
Opinion: Luka Garza Could Swallow A Basketball Whole If He Wanted To
Though their season was cut short, the Hawkeye men’s basketball team delivered one stunning performance after another this year. They got...
Big Ten Men’s Basketball Tournament To Be Played Without Hands
In order to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and “insure a safe, sterile competition,” Big Ten Conference officials announced that the 2020...
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