Top 10 Name Ideas for Student Apartments
As a college town, Iowa City is full of student apartment buildings that are all trying to appear as cool and hip to their potential...
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Doily’s Sluttiest Male Halloween Costumes
We here at the Doily Allergen have noticed an overabundance of slutty women out on Halloweekend. Most men opt to wear a random NBA jersey...
The Doily Safety Guide for Halloween 2023
Halloween is nearly upon us, Iowa City! With ten days left until the big night, it’s important to start thinking about how to stay safe...
University of Iowa Dorms as Zodiac Signs
Libra is the season of judgment, and we’re in full-on Libra right now, so let’s start passive-aggressively assigning personality traits...
All the Questions I Asked My Mom This Week
It’s that time of year - the cicadas are singing, the rain is pouring, and college students all throughout Iowa City are realizing they...
Best Ways to Get Student Org Emails to Go Away!
I just want to clarify both for the writer’s sake and the peace of mind of Student Org outreach people, the following article is a...
Best Things to Tell People When They’re High
“Bro, your eyes are so red.” “That white car has circled the block three times now.” “Human teeth can bite a finger in half like a...
Your Residence Halls as Hunger Games Districts
Capitol: Rise Apartments We get it, you’re better than all of us District 1 (Luxury): Peterson Fancy building Athletes who think they’d...
Everywhere My Grandma Visited on Her Trip to Iowa City
My grandma recently took a weekend trip to Iowa City to visit me, but not without documenting her sightseeing. Here are some of her...
5 Stereotypical Tattoos You Should Never Get in College
College is a fun and exciting time for everyone, but sometimes all that hustle and bustle can go to your head. Before you know it, you...
11 Things You Can Pretend to Be Doing Instead of Grabbing a Condom from the Hallway Bag in Your Dorm
Picture this: you’re with your special someone in your dorm room, and your roommate is out for the evening. Things are getting hot and...
Top 10 Types Of Men To Avoid In Iowa City
These are the types of men to avoid in Iowa City. Settlers of catan players Guys named John Gemini Suns Gemini Moons Gemini Risings Guys...
What We’ll Miss About Online School
After a grueling syllabus week, full of icebreakers with the same people you’ve had in every literature class for four years and throwing...
Five UI Summer Classes You’ll Wish You Signed Up For
The window to register for summer classes is closing. In most semesters, this would mean the window to fall on your knees before MyUI and...
Five Valentine’s Day Ideas That In Retrospect Didn’t Work As Well As I’d Hoped
Valentine’s Day is one of the most consistently dated holidays ever. It’s a time of love, laughter, and this year, learning. Today, I’ll...
Which Monster Is the Best To Live Next Door To?
With October in full swing, we thought it best to rank the various monsters you might find yourselves living next to this spooky season....
A Comprehensive List of Things We at the Doily Allergen Miss About In Person Classes
Yes, it’s comprehensive, Jacob, and no, I’m not changing it. 1. The two guys that pass a water bottle of vodka back and forth like it’s a...
Five Fun Ways To Decorate Your Quarantine Dorm
Campus wide COVID numbers are on the rise, causing more and more students to be sent to special “quarantine dorms.” Seeing as how...
The Letters of The LBGTQ Acronym, As Ranked By Brad
Sup, Brad Trossen back again with another great ranking. As all the hombres know, I’m super involved in the LGB…whatever it is community....
Iowa City Pools Are Closed This Summer: Here Are 5 Places You Can Still Swim
All Iowa City pools will be closed for the summer, which some residents have called “an infringement on their Constitutional rights” and...
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