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Witches' Union Goes on Smite
Following funding cuts to the College of Sorcerous Arts and Sciences, the Iowa City Witches’ Union has voted unanimously to launch an...

New Gen Ed Prerequisite is to Solve Riddles Three
Study also shows that your schedule builder predicts your classes As Fall 2025 course enrollment rolls around, Iowa students have started...

Oracles Predict: That 5’7 Twink Won’t Save You
So you’re talking to this guy… He seems a bit different then the rest. He likes your music. He dresses well. He smells of fruity cologne....

Iowa Adds Smutwriting Program
There has been an important recent announcement from the Iowa Board of Regents: “The funding cuts and divestment directives from DEI,...


Student Spotlight: Passionate Mother on a Campus Tour
As the eternal Iowa winters begin to break for greener pastures and brighter days, you can bet that the university is capitalizing on it...

Outbreak Over Break: Mysterious Virus Prevented All Your Friends From Being Productive
I swore this break would be different… Iowa student body, we regret to inform you that a virus has been lying latent in the student body...


Herky Joins a Flock of Geese: Flies South For Spring Break
Herky was seen recently flying over the great state of Texas with a flock of geese. On one of the group's pit stops we stopped to ask...

FilmScene Shows “Barb’s Not Dead”
Too Bad They Missed the Oscars In a bold new attempt to put the I(owa) back in “cinema”, the FilmScenes at the Chauncey and Ped Mall are...

Evil Wizard Spotted Terrorizing Innocent Bus
Has sorcery gone too far? Strange things are happening on Clinton St., friends. Strange things indeed. Footage from an anonymous (but...

The Doily Allergen Decides to Start Writing Satire
In a shocking turn of events—during a time in our country where the line between fact and fiction seems to be indistinguishable—the...

Barbara Wilson Launches New App: BarbaraWilsonOfficial.com
Already better than HawkTools As part of a new student outreach campaign, Barbara Wilson is taking a break from diving into piles of...

Herky Sees His Shadow: Six More Weeks of Midterms Predicted
The University of Iowa celebrated Groundhog Day this year with the school’s favorite tradition: pulling Herky out of a hole in the ground...

We Sent A Lone Gay Into A Gender & Sexuality Class
Why Are There Only Cishets in Those Classes? With Sylly Week finally over, one of our reporters felt they had enough information to...

YAF D&D Group Reunites After Break Hiatus
Casting “Sleep” on the Woke Left Wizards and witches (and NOBODY in between), rejoice! Your favorite tabletop gaming scene hasn’t gone...

13 Reasons Why You Should Lock In
It’s that magical time of year when even the smallest things going wrong can have you telling all your friends (or at least Yik Yak),...


Idiot Tree Still Thinks It’s Summer
BREAKING: This idiot tree apparently still thinks it’s summer. Look at all that green! Don’t you have some leaves to lose? Spoiler alert:...


Top Ten Topics to Bring Up to Your Family This Thanksgiving
It’s finally time, Hawks! The fall semester has lasted three long years of burnout, cramming, and tears, but it’s nearly time to go home...

Daily Iowan Causing Eduroam Outages To Suppress Free Speech
Eduroam has been noticeably finicky lately. We here at the Doily Allergen suspect that our foes at the Daily Iowan are behind this,...

Cade McNamara Spotted Casting Dark Incantations on Sullivan to Earn Back Starting Position
New reports have uncovered that Iowa QB Brendan Sullivan’s ankle sprain during last week’s game against UCLA may have been caused by the...

Student Spotlight: The Kid Who Jingles When They Walk
We’ve all heard that one guy walking down the hallway, rattling with every step like they have a set of wind chimes in their backpack....
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