Student Spotlight: The Kid Who Jingles When They Walk
We’ve all heard that one guy walking down the hallway, rattling with every step like they have a set of wind chimes in their backpack....
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Street Hawk Debuts ‘Disgusting Burger Surprise’
A Meal that Leaves You Sweating, Shaking, and Satisfied In a shocking turn of events, the University of Iowa’s Street Hawk Food Truck has...
Professor Realizes Online Lecture Attendees Have Been Replaced by AI
Dead Zoom Theory is now Dead Zoom Fact A gen-ed psychology professor has finally come to the terrifying realization we’ve known all...
‘I’m just a girl,’ Says Student After Brutally Murdering A Man
Local college student Paige Blödmann pleads not guilty in trial court today after arrest last night. Blödmann, a second-year...
Iowa Ave. Pedestrian Tunnel Construction Actually Evil Bridge Troll Takeover
Astute residents of the Iowa City area may have noticed the repairs on the pedestrian tunnel underneath Iowa Avenue have been taking...
Mini Bibles Handed Out on the Pentacrest Revealed to be Drug Deals in Disguise
We’ve all been there, trudging across the Pentacrest on Monday morning, going to that dreaded 8 a.m. class for the second time the entire...
'What, guys can’t be guys no more?' Apparently Insufficient Legal Defense For A DUI Case
Has feminism gone too far? Pictured: Brentley Albright studying late at the Boyd Law Library University of Iowa law student Brentley...
JD Vance Headlines Studio 13 Drag Show
Vance Lip-Syncs... for... his... LIFE! Vice presidential candidate, JD Vance, everyone’s favorite eyeliner queen, seems to be growing...
Market Place Employees Required to Sing for Students’ Birthdays
Job Fair Hopefuls Be Wary A clause buried deep in University Housing and Dining employment contracts has recently been uncovered,...
Iowa Hawk Shop Replaces Every Textbook With “It Ends With Us”
The University of Iowa Hawk Shop, the official bookstore for students to find their textbooks at their most inflated prices, made a...
12th Floor Freshman Literally Fucking Dies in the Catlett Elevator
This week, the DA has terrible news to report, as a tragedy has struck Iowa’s newest residence hall. In the crush of students running...
Double Whammy! Freshman Tricked Into Joining Both Salt Co. and Iowa YAF
It’s one thing to fall victim to one of the numerous predatory student organizations on campus, but two?! Well, that’s what happened to...
Herky Likes ‘Em Hairy
Hate Week is now upon us, with freshly painted sheets decorating Iowa City. There are several true claims hanging around the city, but...
We Put One of Our Writers in a Room with Black Mold to Watch Them Become Transphobic
So, what a summer, huh? I was too busy bratting it up to watch the Olympics, but apparently it was quite a controversial event, and not...
BREAKING: Iowa City Bride Arrested for Wearing White after Labor Day
University of Iowa alum and Iowa City resident Peyton Clayton nee Mart was forced to spend her wedding night behind bars. The Monday...
If I Get One More Email from Engage, I’m Going to Engage in Some Violence
The school year is now in full swing, whether we want it or not, and with that comes the desperation of every single organization on...
Professors Hate Him! English Major Narrowly Avoids EPB Classes for a Semester
The EPB, otherwise known as the English-Philosophy building, has gained a kind of infamy only rivaled by the quality of Burge Dining...
Gay, Trans Bottoms Get Bottom Surgery at Summit
Summit is Iowa City’s favorite heterosexual safe space. It’s the one place a homophobe can go and not have to worry about encountering...
I Tried the New Feastables Bar So My Poor Roommate Wouldn’t Have To
Here at The Doily, we love our roommates (the cool ones), and one very cool international roommate of ours made the harrowing decision to...
“Get back in there!”: Man Purposely Fails Rectal Exam for Hot Doctor at UI Quickcare
Two weeks ago, University of Iowa freshman Ian Hawke paid a visit to the UIowa Quickcare for his routine rectal exam (which he insisted...
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