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Kirk Ferentz Week
Kirk Ferentz Caught Selling Football Tickets at Jacked-Up Prices
There you are, looking for a student ticket for this Saturday’s football game. You go to the Iowa Ticket Facebook Marketplace, knowing...
NATIONWIDE ALERT: Kirk Ferentz shits in ur bed
Remember all those sounds yesterday? Yeah, that was him. It was really stinky.
Kirk Ferentz Succession Spin-off to Begin as Writers’ Strike Ends, Jeremy Strong to play Brian
New babygirl on the horizon!
Kirk Ferentz Sues Costco brand, Kirkland, for Name Theft, Costco Must Raise Price of 1.50 Hot Dog
A devastating blow indeed to Costco as Kirk Ferentz's legal team comes at brand Kirkland so hard that Costco is forced to increase the...
Kirk Ferentz on Hiring Talentless Son: “No Press is Bad Press”
“I allowed Brian to lightly suckle the nectar from Papa’s tit,” Ferentz said. “He shall be ready for next Saturday.”
Kirk Ferentz Visited by Ghosts of Football Past, Present, and Future
When 68-year-old Kirk Ferentz is seen on regional TV scowling at his son every Saturday afternoon, it's hard not to draw comparison to...
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