Doping, Sex, Murder: The Many Scandals of the Spikeball Hawkeyes
In recent years, spikeball has risen to the forefront of college sports. As more and more students are coming to realize that by playing...
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Jayce Bertrand
Dead Raccoon Behind Mayflower “So Lana Del Ray-Core”
As the sun rose on the early Sunday morning, few stirred in their beds, still exhausted from the debauchery of the prior night. However,...
Walk-Out to Protest Heat Ends in Tragedy
Like a scene out of a dystopian novel, thousands of students stood from their chairs at once and took to the halls, flooding the hallways...
I Spent a Week Working Out With Gym Bros to See How Gay They Are
For those of you who have anything to provide to society whatsoever, you have spent time at the gym. And for those of you who have...
The Passion of Herky
It was just supposed to be like any other Sunday. After an incredible victory at the hands of the women Hawkeyes, our beloved mascot...
Power Café Announces New Protein Mix for Smoothies (It’s Cum)
We’ve had a week away from school, a week to show off our abs and our asses and every other desirable feature of a beach body, and the...
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