Study Shows 2-12 Study Beers Linked To Improved Midterm Performance
Midterm season is in full swing here at the University of Iowa, and students of all majors are struggling to prepare for their exams....
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Sign Guy Gets Raptured During Demonstration Outside Burge
All signs point to salvation The University of Iowa campus has just lost one of Christ’s strongest warriors, but the kingdom of heaven...
BREAKING: Old Man Has White Hair and Pronouns
WASHINGTON, D.C.— According to shocking whistleblower reports, woke liberals have infiltrated our highest stations of government. As new...
UI Study Abroad Program Unmasked as Drug Smuggling Scheme
The Iowa City Police Department recently uncovered a massive drug smuggling operation under the guise of the UI Study Abroad programs....
Pappajohn Business Building Replaced by Wicked Castle
After 30 short years, the John Pappajohn Business Building, famous for taking up an entire city block and enlightening Iowans about the...
Burge Gets Gentrified?
Rumors have been flying around campus this semester. Why is Burge Dining Hall now closed on Saturdays? Why didn’t Mayflower sell? Here...
A Raising Canes has Hit the Capitol Center
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Doily Allergen Tired of Nature, Returns to Smog
… … … Uh… hi. I know last time we spoke I was all, “We’re going back to our natural habitats, never to be seen in Iowa City again,” but,...
Finally Going Home: The Doily Allergen Permanently Returns to Nature
Ah, the summer: it descends upon us, as always, like a vulture to the leftovers. Finals season is coming to a close, and thousands upon...
UI Student Health Advises Birth Control Before Getting Fucked by an Exam
It’s that time of year again: when everyone suddenly realizes that the end of the semester is approaching. They need to study fast or...
Top 10 Most Fuckable Herkys
As 100 decently fuckable Herky statues went up throughout Iowa City today, only 10 hunky herks made the cut for the MOST fuckable. Below...
Gabe's Bar Temporarily Closed after Someone Walks in Wearing Deodorant
The regular hustle and bustle of Gabes bar came to a screeching halt on Friday night at 11:37pm when University of Iowa student, Sergio...
Raising Canes is NOT… I Repeat, NOT Coming to Downtown
You may have heard the news… but it is NOT TRUE. Raising Canes Chicken Fingers is NOT… I repeat, NOT coming to downtown Iowa City. Do NOT...
“We can’t keep doing this”: Professor Denies Caitlin Clark’s Essay Extension Request Again
Caitlin Clark, marketing student at the University of Iowa, is looking onward to her next steps — graduating. Last year was the first...
These DI Fuckers Ever Heard of a Fucking Joke?
Fool us once...you get blasted. You get blasted!! This is the last time we reach out to the Daily Iowan with hope of building any sort of...
Doily Allergen Members Gave Up Being Hot for Lent. Here’s How it’s Going.
Lent is the forty weekdays leading up to Easter, where for a month and a half Christians will give up something they cherish to honor...
Herky the Hawk Looks in the Mirror for the First Time: Becomes Self-Aware
After Sunday’s women’s basketball win, Herky the Hawk was seen celebrating with celebs such as Travis Scott and Jake from State Farm....
A Tale of Two Mascots: Herky Picks New Partner
This Sunday, Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA Division I scoring record in front of thousands of fans at Carver Hawkeye Arena, and as usual...
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