Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen Most troubling news arrived by pigeon flight this morning. We regret to inform the Iowa Territory that...

Equal opportunity over equity! Diversity saved!!!!! Only days after the University of Iowa announced that they would be moving their...

Yes, it is Monday Ever since the university has decided to comply with the executive order to eliminate any DEI from their budget,...

Rumors have begun to spread across campus about the closure of our living-learning communities committee, with claims being made that...

Straight Out of Black Mirror…and Into Respondus As the endless cycle of midterms has begun once again, students all across campus have...

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has ordered the University of Iowa—a state-funded institution—to cut tens of millions of...

They’re not even masking! The cold weather has brought another bout of mysterious illnesses to Iowa City. It seems like everyone these...

“Muse, tell me about a complicated man” begins one of the newest translations of Homer’s Odyssey —a version that, according to the...

In what sources on the Board of Regents are calling a “patriotic” and “long overdue” move, University of Iowa President Barbara Wilson...

Climate Reports Indicate This Annual Tradition Could Soon Become a Rare Occurrence Ah, winter. The time of pretty snow, disgusting slush,...

The West Campus Transportation Center was inhabited for the very first time this week for a Purple Heart Ceremony, where the medal was...

RIP Mr. Business major :(((

Since the election of Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States, Iowa has been cracking down on four-eyes across the state...

THAT’S RIGHT! WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET HERKY OFF THE MENU!!

We at the Doily Allergen are all about cutting corners whenever we can. So, when it came to Thanksgiving, why would we go out and buy a...

Early this morning, Herky the Hawk’s feathered corpse was found on the steps of the Old Capitol building. He had died from numerous arrow...

The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

In a shocking turn of events, Iowa business students are being required to take real classes before they graduate. Gone are the days of...

So we all heard the news, the University has bought the Old Capital Mall. But the real question is, what are they planning to do with it?...

There’s Just Nothing Going On Today Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t...