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Former Tippie Student Passes Away

RIP Mr. Business major :(((

Hundreds of Local Four-Eyes Face Homelessness Due to Police Raids, Rising Prescription Costs

Since the election of Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States, Iowa has been cracking down on four-eyes across the state...

The Doily Allergen Goes Back in Time to the First Thanksgiving to Get Herky off the Menu

THAT’S RIGHT! WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET HERKY OFF THE MENU!!

We Roasted Herky This Thanksgiving: How Did He Taste?

We at the Doily Allergen are all about cutting corners whenever we can. So, when it came to Thanksgiving, why would we go out and buy a...

Herky Hunted for Sport

Early this morning, Herky the Hawk’s feathered corpse was found on the steps of the Old Capitol building. He had died from numerous arrow...

BREAKING: The Doily Allergen Wins Bid To Purchase YAF In Bankruptcy Auction

The University of Iowa’s only student newspaper announced yesterday that it won a bankruptcy auction to acquire the Iowa chapter of the...

Iowa Business Majors Forced To Enroll In Real Classes

In a shocking turn of events, Iowa business students are being required to take real classes before they graduate. Gone are the days of...

Barb Wilson Buys Mall to Build New Vacation House

So we all heard the news, the University has bought the Old Capital Mall. But the real question is, what are they planning to do with it?...

Sorry, Folks: We Ran Out of News

There’s Just Nothing Going On Today Hey, everyone. We’d love to share some interesting news with you today, but unfortunately there isn’t...

Herky’s Horrible Halloween: Beloved Mascot Found Dead After Frat Party

Police Suspect Miss Scarlett in the Conservatory with the Dagger This morning, the deceased body of Herky the Hawk was discovered in the...

Freddy’s Rises from the Dead

Scariest Ghoul This Season is Food Poisoning Tenders fall across the land The drunken hour is close at hand Caniacs crawl in search of...

Motorist Dies Following Bicycle Crash

This morning at 10:27 CDT, Iowa City motorist Thomass Clack collided with a bicycle while making a left turn at the intersection of...

Study Shows 2-12 Study Beers Linked To Improved Midterm Performance

Midterm season is in full swing here at the University of Iowa, and students of all majors are struggling to prepare for their exams....

Sign Guy Gets Raptured During Demonstration Outside Burge

All signs point to salvation The University of Iowa campus has just lost one of Christ’s strongest warriors, but the kingdom of heaven...

BREAKING: Old Man Has White Hair and Pronouns

WASHINGTON, D.C.— According to shocking whistleblower reports, woke liberals have infiltrated our highest stations of government. As new...

UI Study Abroad Program Unmasked as Drug Smuggling Scheme

The Iowa City Police Department recently uncovered a massive drug smuggling operation under the guise of the UI Study Abroad programs....

Pappajohn Business Building Replaced by Wicked Castle

After 30 short years, the John Pappajohn Business Building, famous for taking up an entire city block and enlightening Iowans about the...

Guess What Day It Is… HUMP DAY!!

Burge Gets Gentrified?

Rumors have been flying around campus this semester. Why is Burge Dining Hall now closed on Saturdays? Why didn’t Mayflower sell? Here...

A Raising Canes has Hit the Capitol Center

#NeverForget