Herky Likes ‘Em Hairy
Hate Week is now upon us, with freshly painted sheets decorating Iowa City. There are several true claims hanging around the city, but...
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Top 10 Most Fuckable Herkys
As 100 decently fuckable Herky statues went up throughout Iowa City today, only 10 hunky herks made the cut for the MOST fuckable. Below...
Herkalicious Definition Make Them Hawks Go Locooooooooo
Wanting to be known for more than just his killer swagger and pretty face, Herky has decided to put his own stamp on the music industry....
A Tale of Two Mascots: Herky Picks New Partner
This Sunday, Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA Division I scoring record in front of thousands of fans at Carver Hawkeye Arena, and as usual...
BREAKING: Herky Dates Chica in Surprising PR Stunt
The birds announced their relationship after a sex scandal between the two was exposed behind the scenes of the Five Nights at Freddy’s...
CAB Debuts Five Nights at Herky’s Event, Eight Killed: “Skill Issue,” Engineer Says
The Campus Activities Board, or CAB, is a student organization well known throughout the University for being given thousands of dollars...
Student In Herky Costume Dies Of Heat Exhaustion
This week, temperatures in Iowa City have skyrocketed to nearly 90 degrees, which has left many students feeling sluggish and exhausted...
College Republicans Angered By University’s New, Desexualized Herky
University of Iowa’s classic mascot, Herky, has been a staple of this campus for generations. Students now and their parents and...
Representation Win! University of Iowa Shows Support For Non-Binary Students, Renames Herky “Themky”
It’s an exciting day at the University of Iowa, as the school’s administration is finally showing support for non-binary students by...
Hire A Hawk Officially Changes Name To “Regretfully Inform A Hawk The Position Is No Longer Availabl
Amid an unprecedented number of job and internship cancellations, the Hire A Hawk team officially changed the name of their online...
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