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Herky Slain Amid Augury and Haruspicy Incident
Despite outcry from concerned Christians and animal rights activists, the University of Iowa has gone forward with its new Magic and...


Herky Joins a Flock of Geese: Flies South For Spring Break
Herky was seen recently flying over the great state of Texas with a flock of geese. On one of the group's pit stops we stopped to ask...

McDonald’s Releases New Herky Shake
Following the success of the annual Shamrock Shake and the temporary Grimace Shake, McDonald’s has announced a new themed dessert to add...

Herky the Hawk Gets Five Big Booms: BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!!
This morning, it was announced that Herky the Hawk is the newest topic to receive the prestigious Five Big Booms from the Costco Guys AJ...

Herky Sees His Shadow: Six More Weeks of Midterms Predicted
The University of Iowa celebrated Groundhog Day this year with the school’s favorite tradition: pulling Herky out of a hole in the ground...

Herky Saves the Town
You Heard Right! In a thrilling turn of events, beloved University of Iowa mascot, Herky the Hawk, saves Iowa City from imminent...


The Doily Allergen Goes Back in Time to the First Thanksgiving to Get Herky off the Menu
THAT’S RIGHT! WE’RE GOING BACK IN TIME TO THE FIRST THANKSGIVING TO GET HERKY OFF THE MENU!!


We Roasted Herky This Thanksgiving: How Did He Taste?
We at the Doily Allergen are all about cutting corners whenever we can. So, when it came to Thanksgiving, why would we go out and buy a...

Herky Hunted for Sport
Early this morning, Herky the Hawk’s feathered corpse was found on the steps of the Old Capitol building. He had died from numerous arrow...

Herky’s Horrible Halloween: Beloved Mascot Found Dead After Frat Party
Police Suspect Miss Scarlett in the Conservatory with the Dagger This morning, the deceased body of Herky the Hawk was discovered in the...


Herky Likes ‘Em Hairy
Hate Week is now upon us, with freshly painted sheets decorating Iowa City. There are several true claims hanging around the city, but...

Top 10 Most Fuckable Herkys
As 100 decently fuckable Herky statues went up throughout Iowa City today, only 10 hunky herks made the cut for the MOST fuckable. Below...

Herkalicious Definition Make Them Hawks Go Locooooooooo
Wanting to be known for more than just his killer swagger and pretty face, Herky has decided to put his own stamp on the music industry....


A Tale of Two Mascots: Herky Picks New Partner
This Sunday, Caitlin Clark broke the NCAA Division I scoring record in front of thousands of fans at Carver Hawkeye Arena, and as usual...

BREAKING: Herky Dates Chica in Surprising PR Stunt
The birds announced their relationship after a sex scandal between the two was exposed behind the scenes of the Five Nights at Freddy’s...

CAB Debuts Five Nights at Herky’s Event, Eight Killed: “Skill Issue,” Engineer Says
The Campus Activities Board, or CAB, is a student organization well known throughout the University for being given thousands of dollars...

Herky the Hawk: Heartbroken, Slutty, and Soon to be Neutered
Hawks are usually a monogamous species; it is said they choose a partner and mate for life. This was the case for our very beloved silly...

Student In Herky Costume Dies Of Heat Exhaustion
This week, temperatures in Iowa City have skyrocketed to nearly 90 degrees, which has left many students feeling sluggish and exhausted...

College Republicans Angered By University’s New, Desexualized Herky
University of Iowa’s classic mascot, Herky, has been a staple of this campus for generations. Students now and their parents and...
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