Hawkeye Marching Band Pays Tribute to The Living Tombstone
Mister Rogers, Bob Ross, Bella Thorne, and The Living Tombstone. What do all of these historical figures have in common? The answer is...
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FNAF Week
Barbara Wilson Dons Springlock Suit for FNAF Movie Release
Hear ye, hear ye! The Five Nights at Freddy’s movie is now in theaters! I may not be a legitimate town crier ringing my bells throughout...
HELLO!! HELLO HELLO??? IT’S THE DAY!
HAPPY FNAF DAY! THE MOVIE IS NOW IN THEATERS. GO SEE IT.
UI Lecture Committee Invites Scott Cawthon and MatPat
The University of Iowa Lecture Committee, known for hosting such celebrities as Brittany Broski and Josh Peck, has invited Scott Cawthon...
What to Expect from the FNAF Movie (From a Non–FNAF Fan)
“Oh, boy, a 5 Nights At Fredies’ movie! I cannot wait, for this is the greatest occurrence I have ever lived to witness, and I shall...
Dear Doily: How Do You Beat Night 4 Without Freddy Killing You?
Dear Doily, I have been stuck on Night 4 of FNAF 1 for weeks now. I can’t figure it out. I always die to Freddy. I’ve got Bonnie, Chica,...
BREAKING: Herky Dates Chica in Surprising PR Stunt
The birds announced their relationship after a sex scandal between the two was exposed behind the scenes of the Five Nights at Freddy’s...
CAB Debuts Five Nights at Herky’s Event, Eight Killed: “Skill Issue,” Engineer Says
The Campus Activities Board, or CAB, is a student organization well known throughout the University for being given thousands of dollars...
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