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Despite outcry from concerned Christians and animal rights activists, the University of Iowa has gone forward with its new Magic and...

Uh oh! Spring break played with the warm weather a little too hard, and accidentally broke spring for everyone else. Now instead of...

Cancel Culture Strikes Again

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To the woe of many a dorm resident eagerly opening their windows in the evening, hoping to pass a quiet night in the cool, fresh air of...

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The University of Iowa has recently announced an exciting new venture for students this upcoming academic year: a brand new rehaul of...

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Dear The Onion, Isn’t this weird? Usually we’re the ones receiving questions in Dear Doily, but since you don’t have any sort of cool...

The end of winter is approaching, which every midwesterner knows is the beginning of slush season. As part of a university research trial...

Iowa winters are something every student who has been here in January has become quickly familiar with. Snow, ice, and blistering wind...

As the number one most reliable source of news in the entire country, The Doily Allergen had the immense displeasure of being invited to...

Are you miserably sobbing your way through your first day of classes, hoping and yearning for even a single spark of good on this most...

The United States Supreme Court has called The Doily Allergen to Washington for speaking truth and fact far too often. The University of...

Be Honest 🫣 Ah, Dead Week: The point in the semester where everyone’s on the verge of collapse getting ready for finals, and classes...

You Heard Right! In a thrilling turn of events, beloved University of Iowa mascot, Herky the Hawk, saves Iowa City from imminent...

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Written in iambic pentameter. In class, in meetings, in all of my work, When do you, Macbook, find yourself silent? As soon as a hush...