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Before Finals Week Starts, Does Anyone Wanna Admit They Have A Crush on Us?

Be Honest 🫣 Ah, Dead Week: The point in the semester where everyone’s on the verge of collapse getting ready for finals, and classes...

Herky Saves the Town

You Heard Right! In a thrilling turn of events, beloved University of Iowa mascot, Herky the Hawk, saves Iowa City from imminent...

We Roasted Herky This Thanksgiving: How Did He Taste?

We at the Doily Allergen are all about cutting corners whenever we can. So, when it came to Thanksgiving, why would we go out and buy a...

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Street Hawk Debuts ‘Disgusting Burger Surprise’

A Meal that Leaves You Sweating, Shaking, and Satisfied In a shocking turn of events, the University of Iowa’s Street Hawk Food Truck has...

Hallowed Be Thy Ween

Take Me By the Hand, Lead Me to the Land that Thee Understand

Market Place Employees Required to Sing for Students’ Birthdays

Job Fair Hopefuls Be Wary A clause buried deep in University Housing and Dining employment contracts has recently been uncovered,...

BREAKING: Iowa City Bride Arrested for Wearing White after Labor Day

University of Iowa alum and Iowa City resident Peyton Clayton nee Mart was forced to spend her wedding night behind bars. The Monday...

Herkalicious Definition Make Them Hawks Go Locooooooooo

Wanting to be known for more than just his killer swagger and pretty face, Herky has decided to put his own stamp on the music industry....

Crucifact or Crucifixion: The TRUE Nature of Good Friday

WHAT’S UP, gamers and readers of the EXTREMELY fabulous Doily Allergen ? Today, I’m coming at you LIVE (or as live as the written word...

Caitlin Clark ‘Resting Up’ in Room with Yellow Wallpaper

Caitlin has had an absolutely phenomenal season thus far, and this year’s March Madness tournament is no exception. Not only is the...

UIowa Dining Halls Introduce Hannibal Theme Meal

The University of Iowa has constantly been raising the bar when it comes to its dining hall cuisine. With three whole campus dining halls...

Caitlin Clark Asked to Star in "Space Jam 3"

Beloved University of Iowa athlete Caitlin Clark has been breaking records and wowing fans left and right as of late. Having recently...

Yotopia FINALLY Takes a Good Stance: Yogurt Males Welcome

Yotopia has been in Iowa City since September 2011, and since then, it has made many of its political allegiances known. From the pride...

Scientists Discover ‘Relentless’ Sexual Tension Between Owalas and Stanleys

While the human need for hydration remains constant, water bottle trends continue to rise and fall like changing tides. From the Yeti and...

HAWK ALERT: I Just Took a Gender-Affirming Shit

It was midmorning. Another busy day of class after class. Morale was low and abdominal pain was high. My breakfast latte churned...

This Kid’s Academic Accommodations Allow for Classes in the Tropics

No one wants to admit it, but it must be said: vacation’s over for most of us. Gone are the days when we were homework-free and could...

Zoinks! Astrology Girl’s Logic Borders on Racism!

Ruh roh! Looks like beloved influencer and microcelebrity Astrology Girl™ is under fire yet again. And no, she isn’t just being burned by...

Iowa Hates the Irish

Or so you think... As I’m sure all of our dear readers have noticed, the weather has gotten colder, leaves have begun to fall, and rumors...

Barbara Wilson Dons Springlock Suit for FNAF Movie Release

Hear ye, hear ye! The Five Nights at Freddy’s movie is now in theaters! I may not be a legitimate town crier ringing my bells throughout...