FACT: Not Even Vegans Eat the Hillcrest Vegan Brownies
Have you ever been eating at the best dining hall on campus, Hillcrest Market Place, when the hunger for a sweet treat hits you? You...
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The Doily Allergen Endorses Barbara Wilson for President of the United States
Fuck You, Independent Voters. Since rumors that the state of Iowa may turn blue after all the votes are counted for the 2024 Presidental...
‘Pumpkin Spice Incident’ at Library Café Destroys Thousands of Precious Books
BREAKING: A hardware malfunction at the University of Iowa Main Library has led to the explosion of the “White-Girl-Inator,” the machine...
This New Raising Cane’s Tastes Suspiciously Like Herky the Hawk
After having dined at the new Raising Cane’s location in downtown Iowa City, many customers are reporting the chicken tasting like how...
JD Vance Headlines Studio 13 Drag Show
Vance Lip-Syncs... for... his... LIFE! Vice presidential candidate, JD Vance, everyone’s favorite eyeliner queen, seems to be growing...
Dear Doily: My Dick Uses She/Her Pronouns
Dear Doily, I am a proud haver of erectile dysfunction. Yeah. I’m not ashamed. I tell people all the time. The first thing they always...
Double Whammy! Freshman Tricked Into Joining Both Salt Co. and Iowa YAF
It’s one thing to fall victim to one of the numerous predatory student organizations on campus, but two?! Well, that’s what happened to...
Gay, Trans Bottoms Get Bottom Surgery at Summit
Summit is Iowa City’s favorite heterosexual safe space. It’s the one place a homophobe can go and not have to worry about encountering...
“Get back in there!”: Man Purposely Fails Rectal Exam for Hot Doctor at UI Quickcare
Two weeks ago, University of Iowa freshman Ian Hawke paid a visit to the UIowa Quickcare for his routine rectal exam (which he insisted...
Raising Canes is NOT… I Repeat, NOT Coming to Downtown
You may have heard the news… but it is NOT TRUE. Raising Canes Chicken Fingers is NOT… I repeat, NOT coming to downtown Iowa City. Do NOT...
Student Spotlight: The Girl Scout Who Verbally Harassed Me
Women in Business recently sponsored Girl Scouts to sell cookies in the John Pappajohn Business Building. Due to my deep love for...
It Was My Decision To Get Clean: My Wizard101 Story
Fizzle after fizzle after fizzle. I couldn’t take it anymore. It was eating me from the inside out. My addiction to Wizard101 has finally...
Trans YAFman
“If one black man, aided by a bevy of good, decent, dedicated, open-, and liberal-minded whites and Jews can succeed in prevailing over a...
TBT: Iowa YAF Chairman, Uncle Ruckus, Bravely Fights Tears Testifying Before House Judiciary Committee
Throwback Thursday!!! Let’s look back to November 2023 when the Iowa YAF chairman, Uncle Ruckus, bravely testified before the GOP House...
Iowa YAF Wins Pulitzer Prize For Beautiful Chalk Messages
After decorating the University of Iowa’s pavements with powerful messages fighting UIowa’s Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Policy, Iowa...
Opinion: We Should Moon the Tour Groups
Tired of those pesky parents parading around your campus like they own the place? Do you get whiplash from those big yellow bags? Tired...
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