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How About The University of Iowa ACTUALLY Listens to Real Women?
The University of Iowa Needs to Protect Its Endangered Students Instead of Its Neo-Nazi Students It seems Iowa YAF, the University of...

Compromise Reached! New Terms Added to DEI: Cisgender, Heterosexual, White, Christian, Male
Equal opportunity over equity! Diversity saved!!!!! Only days after the University of Iowa announced that they would be moving their...

The Doily Allergen Decides to Start Writing Satire
In a shocking turn of events—during a time in our country where the line between fact and fiction seems to be indistinguishable—the...

We Sent A Lone Gay Into A Gender & Sexuality Class
Why Are There Only Cishets in Those Classes? With Sylly Week finally over, one of our reporters felt they had enough information to...


Supreme Court Hears Ruling to Silence The Doily Allergen
The United States Supreme Court has called The Doily Allergen to Washington for speaking truth and fact far too often. The University of...

Opinion: Iowa City Is Suffering A Severe Emo Boy Shortage
Where u @???? As an inhabitant of Iowa City who is doomed to be attracted to men, my underwear has been bone dry since living in this...


FACT: Not Even Vegans Eat the Hillcrest Vegan Brownies
Have you ever been eating at the best dining hall on campus, Hillcrest Market Place, when the hunger for a sweet treat hits you? You...


The Doily Allergen Endorses Barbara Wilson for President of the United States
Fuck You, Independent Voters. Since rumors that the state of Iowa may turn blue after all the votes are counted for the 2024 Presidental...


‘Pumpkin Spice Incident’ at Library Café Destroys Thousands of Precious Books
BREAKING: A hardware malfunction at the University of Iowa Main Library has led to the explosion of the “White-Girl-Inator,” the machine...


This New Raising Cane’s Tastes Suspiciously Like Herky the Hawk
After having dined at the new Raising Cane’s location in downtown Iowa City, many customers are reporting the chicken tasting like how...


JD Vance Headlines Studio 13 Drag Show
Vance Lip-Syncs... for... his... LIFE! Vice presidential candidate, JD Vance, everyone’s favorite eyeliner queen, seems to be growing...


Dear Doily: My Dick Uses She/Her Pronouns
Dear Doily, I am a proud haver of erectile dysfunction. Yeah. I’m not ashamed. I tell people all the time. The first thing they always...

Double Whammy! Freshman Tricked Into Joining Both Salt Co. and Iowa YAF
It’s one thing to fall victim to one of the numerous predatory student organizations on campus, but two?! Well, that’s what happened to...

Gay, Trans Bottoms Get Bottom Surgery at Summit
Summit is Iowa City’s favorite heterosexual safe space. It’s the one place a homophobe can go and not have to worry about encountering...

“Get back in there!”: Man Purposely Fails Rectal Exam for Hot Doctor at UI Quickcare
Two weeks ago, University of Iowa freshman Ian Hawke paid a visit to the UIowa Quickcare for his routine rectal exam (which he insisted...

Raising Canes is NOT… I Repeat, NOT Coming to Downtown
You may have heard the news… but it is NOT TRUE. Raising Canes Chicken Fingers is NOT… I repeat, NOT coming to downtown Iowa City. Do NOT...
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