Top Ten Topics to Bring Up to Your Family This Thanksgiving
It’s finally time, Hawks! The fall semester has lasted three long years of burnout, cramming, and tears, but it’s nearly time to go home...
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Charlotte Hagen
Macbook User Elegy
Written in iambic pentameter. In class, in meetings, in all of my work, When do you, Macbook, find yourself silent? As soon as a hush...
Dear Doily: That Hentai Article Ruined My Relationship
Dear Doily, I’m not sure if you remember this, but a few weeks ago (or years, let’s be real: This semester has gone on long enough), you...
Haunted Bookshop Renamed to Bookshop
As Iowa City fully settles into the spooky season, the town has started to transform for Halloweekend (whenever that is). Residents have...
Student Spotlight: The Guy Who’s Registered to Vote 127 Times
Sometimes it’s just too hard to say ‘no.’ As the 2024 presidential election rolls around, many organizations are encouraging Hawkeyes to...
What’s the Deal With All the Fucking Lit Mags??
Submit your hyperspecific lit mag ideas below If you’ve so much as existed on the University of Iowa campus the past few weeks, you’re...
Is This A Real Fire Alarm or Can I Just Go Back to Watching Hentai?
Every month, the university makes sure to drill the various buildings of the school to respond to natural disasters like tornadoes or...
Dear Doily: As An Ohioan, I Can Confirm We All Eat Dogs, Actually
Dear Doily, Last night’s debate (and the entire election season, really) has given us Ohioans a lot of exposure. It’s a little weird to...
12th Floor Freshman Literally Fucking Dies in the Catlett Elevator
This week, the DA has terrible news to report, as a tragedy has struck Iowa’s newest residence hall. In the crush of students running...
Burge Gets Gentrified?
Rumors have been flying around campus this semester. Why is Burge Dining Hall now closed on Saturdays? Why didn’t Mayflower sell? Here...
Professors Hate Him! English Major Narrowly Avoids EPB Classes for a Semester
The EPB, otherwise known as the English-Philosophy building, has gained a kind of infamy only rivaled by the quality of Burge Dining...
I Tried the New Feastables Bar So My Poor Roommate Wouldn’t Have To
Here at The Doily, we love our roommates (the cool ones), and one very cool international roommate of ours made the harrowing decision to...
Ten Ways to Answer Someone Asking “Why Iowa, Anyway?”
As a new season of college acceptances dawns on us, it’s time for yet another class of Hawkeyes to fight for their lives against their...
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