Job Security Bears Ill Omens Following federal orders to disband DEI (Divination, Enchantment, and Incantation) initiatives, the Board of...

I swore this break would be different… Iowa student body, we regret to inform you that a virus has been lying latent in the student body...

Too Bad They Missed the Oscars In a bold new attempt to put the I(owa) back in “cinema”, the FilmScenes at the Chauncey and Ped Mall are...

Has sorcery gone too far? Strange things are happening on Clinton St., friends. Strange things indeed. Footage from an anonymous (but...

Already better than HawkTools As part of a new student outreach campaign, Barbara Wilson is taking a break from diving into piles of...

Did you know we had one of those? Here at the Doily Allergen, it’s a sad fact that none of our writers can read. It’s true, good reader:...

Casting “Sleep” on the Woke Left Wizards and witches (and NOBODY in between), rejoice! Your favorite tabletop gaming scene hasn’t gone...

In No Particular Order Since the dawn of time (or, like, 1920, whenever they built Jessup) people have thought, “What are the Top 5 Best...

Scariest Ghoul This Season is Food Poisoning Tenders fall across the land The drunken hour is close at hand Caniacs crawl in search of...

Dead Zoom Theory is now Dead Zoom Fact A gen-ed psychology professor has finally come to the terrifying realization we’ve known all...

All signs point to salvation The University of Iowa campus has just lost one of Christ’s strongest warriors, but the kingdom of heaven...

After 30 short years, the John Pappajohn Business Building, famous for taking up an entire city block and enlightening Iowans about the...