Calvin Covington

Top 5 Best Pentacrest Buildings

In No Particular Order Since the dawn of time (or, like, 1920, whenever they built Jessup) people have thought, “What are the Top 5 Best...

Freddy’s Rises from the Dead

Scariest Ghoul This Season is Food Poisoning Tenders fall across the land The drunken hour is close at hand Caniacs crawl in search of...

Professor Realizes Online Lecture Attendees Have Been Replaced by AI

Dead Zoom Theory is now Dead Zoom Fact A gen-ed psychology professor has finally come to the terrifying realization we’ve known all...

Sign Guy Gets Raptured During Demonstration Outside Burge

All signs point to salvation The University of Iowa campus has just lost one of Christ’s strongest warriors, but the kingdom of heaven...

Pappajohn Business Building Replaced by Wicked Castle

After 30 short years, the John Pappajohn Business Building, famous for taking up an entire city block and enlightening Iowans about the...