Doily Allergen Has No More Ideas
With Bruce Harreld leaving Iowa City and stepping down as UI President, writers of the Doily Allergen fell into a panic after realizing...
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Bruce Harreld Officially Selects Moose Barreld As Next UI President
It’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for: the University of Iowa’s new president was announced earlier this morning by current...
Interim President Declares All Candidates Have “Mysteriously Disappeared”
With the announcement of President Bruce Herald’s retirement, many brown-nosers in the University of Iowa community are left wondering...
Bruce Harreld Trying to Pull a Fast One on Us by Changing the Color of His Mansion Door
In the midst of recent news reports, between Herky—sorry, Themky—being gender neutral and Garza not being shit, we the students have...
Our Top Picks for Bruce Harreld’s Replacement
8. My Great Aunt who needs to get outside more Aunt Lucille is such a darling, and it breaks my heart to think about how much time she’s...
4 Facts About Bruce Harreld That Will Make You Say “That’s Not Bruce Harreld, That’s Princess Diana"
4 Facts About Bruce Harreld That Will Make You Think “That’s Not Bruce Harreld, That’s the Late Princess Diana, the Last Uncorrupted...
Bruce Harreld Passes Time in Presidential Bunker With Animal Crossing, Cockfights, and Fits of Rage
In an undisclosed location deep underneath the University of Iowa campus, Bruce Harreld has joined the Animal Crossing fad on his new...
Starting Off The Semester Right: Bruce Harreld Announces Plan To Jump Iowa River In CAMBUS
In a meandering email sent to the entire student body, UI President Bruce Harreld announced his plan to jump the Iowa River in a Cambus....
Bruce Harreld Pulls Finals-Week All Nighter Doing Whatever It Is That He Does Around Here
Certain that he was “definitely plugging away at something in there,” reports showed that UI President Bruce Harreld pulled a finals-week...
UI Admin Pleads Melissa Shivers To Attend Friendsgiving To Look Like They Still Have "Cool" Friends
Amid concerns that the event would be a “total square-fest,” UI administrators pleaded with former Student Life VP Melissa Shivers to...
Bruce Harreld Wows Board Of Regents With Graph Of How Much He’ll Like Them If State Funding Increase
Having made arguments around the university’s falling gross tuition revenue to no success, UI President Bruce Harreld wowed the Iowa...
Can Students Tell The Difference Between Bruce Harreld and Hollywood A-Lister Jennifer Aniston?
Bruce Harreld has been president of the UI since November 2015, but how many students on campus are able to distinguish his portrait from...
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