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Asher Novakovsky

Barbara Wilson Hands Out Autographed Headshots for Employee Appreciation Week
Student’s wages will be garnished as compensation

Oracles Predict: That 5’7 Twink Won’t Save You
So you’re talking to this guy… He seems a bit different then the rest. He likes your music. He dresses well. He smells of fruity cologne....

Iowa Adds Smutwriting Program
There has been an important recent announcement from the Iowa Board of Regents: “The funding cuts and divestment directives from DEI,...

Five American Colonists Shot Dead in Boston
Our Herky Counted Among the Fallen Most troubling news arrived by pigeon flight this morning. We regret to inform the Iowa Territory that...

Apology: That Wasn’t Super of Us.
We’ve made a severe and continuous lapse in our judgement, and we don’t expect to be forgiven. We are simply here to apologize. What we...


Student Spotlight: The One Guy Who Always Takes The Big Tables
There is nothing worse than waiting in line for 15 minutes for mysterious-smelling orange chicken and stale vegan brownies, only for your...


Opinion: Barbara Wilson Does Not Get Paid Enough.
Tuition needs to be TRIPLED with a 50% mandatory tip. Recently, I heard the news that the Iowa board of regents is going to be raising...
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