The Doily Safety Guide for Halloween 2023

Macbeth Review: GONE WRONG?? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Doily Allergen Changes Name to 𝕏

DI Editor Realizes Papers Only Used for Rolling Joints

Iowa YAF Transitions into Iowa YASSS, Queen

Tory Taylor Drafted to Australian Football League: Forgot What Australian Football Is

“Werner Herzog Resigns as Film Director After Watching My BTS Fan-Cam”

UIowa Financial Aid Under Arrest for Robbing Students

HawkeyEsports Starts Wizard101 Team

University of Iowa Dorms as Zodiac Signs

Does Barb Wilson Have a “Fuck Ass Bob”?

Sorry Kirk, We got a Little Carried Away with Those Headlines

Kirk Ferentz Caught Selling Football Tickets at Jacked-Up Prices

NATIONWIDE ALERT: Kirk Ferentz shits in ur bed

Kirk Ferentz Succession Spin-off to Begin as Writers’ Strike Ends, Jeremy Strong to play Brian

Kirk Ferentz Sues Costco brand, Kirkland, for Name Theft, Costco Must Raise Price of 1.50 Hot Dog

Kirk Ferentz on Hiring Talentless Son: “No Press is Bad Press”

Kirk Ferentz Visited by Ghosts of Football Past, Present, and Future

“Bizaardvark” Star Gets Litty at Gabe’s

Student who Opted out of Duo Push Logs in to Find Homework Done and UBill Paid

Dear Doily: The Moon Is Oysters

All the Questions I Asked My Mom This Week

Attention Horny Hawks: Have You Registered Your Vibe Yet?

Student Gets Hit by Iowa City Transit Bus, Only Gets 35% of Tuition Paid