Opinion: We Should Moon the Tour Groups

Underfunded UI Theatre Department Resorts to Putting On Dance Moms

Dear Doily: I Wrote You But You Still Ain’t Calling

Scientists Discover ‘Relentless’ Sexual Tension Between Owalas and Stanleys

Unsuspecting Student in the IMU Caught Up in Dance Marathon Madness

Spotted: Barb Wilson Raving with Freshmen at Summit

Burge Bans Residents From Watching Saltburn Due to Multiple Leaks in Dining Hall

HAWK ALERT: I Just Took a Gender-Affirming Shit

Exchange Student Still Dressed for Summer

Academy CEO’s Childhood Bully was Named Greta… Now All Gretas Shall Pay

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Prediction: THE LIONS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!

UI Student Starts Petition to Turn Brain Rock Piss-Yellow

This Kid’s Academic Accommodations Allow for Classes in the Tropics

Who Put All This Snow Here?? It Hasn’t Snowed In, Like, A Year!

UI Marketing Professors Restructure Syllabus Around Watching the Jeremy Allen White Calvin Klein Ad

Opinion: Snow

Stop Trying to Make the Winter Engagement Fair Happen… it’s Not Going to Happen

Okay, you got us: @beel_wikerman was right. We're not shutting down... we're back.

There’s No “I” in “MLK Day,” But There Should Be, Because Then It Could Be “MILK Day”

Doily Allergen is Shutting Down. For Real. We Mean it. Don’t Try to Change Our Minds.

‘Twas the Night Before Finals

The Doily Allergen Is Brought to You by Sauce: The Original Liquid™

Opinion: Band Kids Are Too Damn Horny