Student Spotlight: The 80-Year-Old Man in the Sauna

Doily Allergen Resorts to AI Submissions for Dear Doily After No One Submits

Herkalicious Definition Make Them Hawks Go Locooooooooo

Dune 2 Fans Fill Burge with Sand: What They Dune 2 Burge???

Student Spotlight: The Girl Scout Who Verbally Harassed Me

Referee Pauses Game For Pictures With Caitlin Clark

Student Spotlight: Caitlin Clark’s Boyfriend Plays Basketball Too

Low Staffed and Out of Luck: Burge Participates in Ramadan, No Food All Day

These DI Fuckers Ever Heard of a Fucking Joke?

Crucifact or Crucifixion: The TRUE Nature of Good Friday

It Was My Decision To Get Clean: My Wizard101 Story

Doily Allergen Members Gave Up Being Hot for Lent. Here’s How it’s Going.

Dear Doily: What’s the Deal with Gum Control?

Caitlin Clark ‘Resting Up’ in Room with Yellow Wallpaper

CAMBUS Driver Quits After One Too Many Bitches Cross in Front of the Bus

HAWK ALERT: do you even like me?

Herky the Hawk Looks in the Mirror for the First Time: Becomes Self-Aware

UIowa Dining Halls Introduce Hannibal Theme Meal

A Tale of Two Mascots: Herky Picks New Partner

Mayflower Roman Ruins De-Excavated

Discovery of Amelia Earhart’s Plane Reveals She Went Down Getting Litty

College Kids Can’t Get Enough of This Hot New Trend: Shattering the Fucking Windows

Caitlin Clark Asked to Star in "Space Jam 3"

Due to Iowa’s ADHD Medication Shortage, I’ll Be Boycotting Paying Attention