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Dear Doily: As An Ohioan, I Can Confirm We All Eat Dogs, Actually

Guess What Day It Is… HUMP DAY!!

12th Floor Freshman Literally Fucking Dies in the Catlett Elevator

Double Whammy! Freshman Tricked Into Joining Both Salt Co. and Iowa YAF

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We Put One of Our Writers in a Room with Black Mold to Watch Them Become Transphobic

My Therapist Told Me to Be Less Funny, So I Joined The Doily Allergen

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Burge Gets Gentrified?

All Work, No Play: Billions to Go Into Labor, Never Give Birth

If I Get One More Email from Engage, I’m Going to Engage in Some Violence

Professors Hate Him! English Major Narrowly Avoids EPB Classes for a Semester

A Raising Canes has Hit the Capitol Center

Doily Allergen Tired of Nature, Returns to Smog

Finally Going Home: The Doily Allergen Permanently Returns to Nature

Student Accidentally Sleeps Through Entire Semester

Gay, Trans Bottoms Get Bottom Surgery at Summit

I Tried the New Feastables Bar So My Poor Roommate Wouldn’t Have To