What’s the Deal With All the Fucking Lit Mags??

BREAKING: Old Man Has White Hair and Pronouns

JD Vance Headlines Studio 13 Drag Show

It’s (Brat)umn: Time to get Really Bratty

UI Study Abroad Program Unmasked as Drug Smuggling Scheme

Pappajohn Business Building Replaced by Wicked Castle

Market Place Employees Required to Sing for Students’ Birthdays

Local Four-Eyes Breaks Glasses to Build Reputation

Dear Doily: My Dick Uses She/Her Pronouns

Dear Doily: Should I Fuck That Old Man?

Iowa Hawk Shop Replaces Every Textbook With “It Ends With Us”

Is This A Real Fire Alarm or Can I Just Go Back to Watching Hentai?

I Didn’t Watch the Debate. Here’s What You Need to Know.

We Are Your Favorite Newspaper’s Favorite Newspaper

Opinion: Cantaloupe is the Woke Liberal Agenda

To The Joker, Wilder is Just Normal-er

US Space Force Wages War Against Transgender Aliens

Dear Doily: As An Ohioan, I Can Confirm We All Eat Dogs, Actually

Guess What Day It Is… HUMP DAY!!

12th Floor Freshman Literally Fucking Dies in the Catlett Elevator

Double Whammy! Freshman Tricked Into Joining Both Salt Co. and Iowa YAF

Herky Likes ‘Em Hairy

We Put One of Our Writers in a Room with Black Mold to Watch Them Become Transphobic

My Therapist Told Me to Be Less Funny, So I Joined The Doily Allergen