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Summit Drink Deal Gives Students Who Have Never Vomited On Floor Free Gallon Jug of Rumple Minze

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After Intensive Discussion, Class Concludes It May Snow Tonight

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Residence Hall Custodians Definitely Talking Shit About You

Class On 4th Floor Of EPB Leading Cause Of Wheezing, Back Sweat

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Student Crosses Intersection Few Seconds Early, Asserts Dominance

Children’s Hospital Unsure Of What To Do Without Alcoholic Beverage Sponsor

Parents Too Invested in Campus Tour To Notice Son Ditched Them Two Hours Ago

UI Climate Denier Argues Human Activity Not Related To Sidewalk Being Blocked

Post-Game Day Hangover Now Set To Occur During 4th Quarter

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