Residence Hall Custodians Definitely Talking Shit About You

Class On 4th Floor Of EPB Leading Cause Of Wheezing, Back Sweat

Goth Student Totally Fine In Heat Wave

Des Moines Register Franticly Searches Carson King Childhood Home Movies To Find Something Redeeming

Student Crosses Intersection Few Seconds Early, Asserts Dominance

Children’s Hospital Unsure Of What To Do Without Alcoholic Beverage Sponsor

Parents Too Invested in Campus Tour To Notice Son Ditched Them Two Hours Ago

UI Climate Denier Argues Human Activity Not Related To Sidewalk Being Blocked

Post-Game Day Hangover Now Set To Occur During 4th Quarter

Iowa “Stun-Gun Law” Aims To Prevent Sexual Assaults For Three Weirdos Who Will Bring A Stun-Gun To E

Chicago Suburbs See 100% Decrease In People Killing Time At Starbucks

Random Guy Remarks He Could Easily Put on “Free Bass” Event In Literally Anyone’s Basement

Iowa City Unveils Chain Link Fence Monument In Remembrance of Ped Mall Construction

Bruce Harreld Wows Board Of Regents With Graph Of How Much He’ll Like Them If State Funding Increase

4 Times UI Nurses Celebrating “Hot Girl Summer” At Work Seemed Mildly-Inappropriate

Can Students Tell The Difference Between Bruce Harreld and Hollywood A-Lister Jennifer Aniston?

Guy Sitting Next To You In English a Little Too Excited To Start Reading “Lolita”

Sad: Student Throws Funeral Every Time One Of His Succulents Dies

Quaint Liberal Town Abruptly Turned Into Grimy Debauched Hellhole

Daughter’s Adorable Book Collection Suddenly Huge, Inexcusable Burden

5 Mistakes Everyone Makes When Registering For Classes

Student Does Thing, Makes News

Clearly Sober Man at Frat Party Reports He Is Sooooo Drunk Right Now, You Guys

Student Devastated to Find Out His Tweets Aren’t That Funny