Stimulus Check Spent On Stimulants

Sorry About All That “Month Week” Stuff, We Got Our Hands On Some Fire Acid And Just Kinda Went Nuts

Opinion: If You Celebrate Month Week, You Celebrate Racism

Opinion: What Month Week Means To Me

Month Week 2020: The Doily Allergen’s Guide

100 Years of Month Week: A Colorful University of Iowa Tradition

Woah, Did You Guys Just See That?!?!

Study: Can Bangs Fill the Hole in Your Heart?

Opinion: Luka Garza Could Swallow A Basketball Whole If He Wanted To

Gov. Kim Reynold’s Magic Eight Ball Says “Outlook Not So Good” for Shelter-in-Place Order

Bruce Harreld Passes Time in Presidential Bunker With Animal Crossing, Cockfights, and Fits of Rage

Apartments At Iowa Manager Sexually Aroused By Flood of Emails From Desperate Tenants

HuHot Offers Contactless Delivery Service Where Guy Cooks In Apartment Hallway And You Get To Watch

Report: Professor’s Bedroom Looks Different On Zoom Than In Person

UI Sophomore Has Helps Out by Going to Hy-Vee and Touching All The Apples to Make Sure They're Ripe

Opinion: Maybe I’ll Adapt To Feeling Unmotivated & Detached From Everything I Love About This Place

Summit Finally Cleaned

UI To Move CAMBUS Service Online for Remainder of Semester

COVID-19 Survival Kit: 10 Essential Things for Social Isolation

Fuck.

Iowa City Woman-Owned Business As Ranked By Brad

Unrelated To COVID-19, Kim Reynolds Demands All Iowa Men Pee Sitting Down Effective “Immediately"

Big Ten Men’s Basketball Tournament To Be Played Without Hands

Iowa City To Replace All Sidewalks With That Wonderful Squishy Shit From Ped Mall Playground