UI Overwatch Matches Moved Online For Upcoming Semester

4 Facts About Bruce Harreld That Will Make You Say “That’s Not Bruce Harreld, That’s Princess Diana"

Nation Decides To End Year Early Because Holiday Season Going To Be A Bust

Student Spotlight: Nursing Major Not Afraid Of Microwaves Anymore

Second Coming Of Christ Delayed Two Weeks So Jesus Can Quarantine

Coronavirus Reluctantly Agrees To Terms Of New Safety Mandate

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7 DIY Projects To Keep Yourself From Doomscrolling That Double As Handy Weapons In A Violent Coup

Laptop Fans Across Country Unionize; Demand Hazard Pay For Students Running Zoom So Damn Often

UI Student Dies At “Among Us” Party Under Sus Circumstances

“This Year’s Actually Been Pretty Good For Me,” Says Deranged Danger To Society

Jesus Concedes Election After Not Receiving Enough Write-In Votes

Opinion: Fuck You, Professor Walsh

The Doily Allergen’s Guide To The Presidential Candidates

Liberal Mob Appreciates Level of Faith Conservatives Have In Them

Vibe Check: COVID Wing Themed Haunted House Is In Poor Taste

Rusty the Giant Sloth Faces Consequences for Posting COVID-19 Misinformation on Facebook

Opinion: I’m Not Too Fond of Kim Reynolds

Which Monster Is the Best To Live Next Door To?

Student Spotlight: Just Give Me Another Chance, Katie

Student Spotlight: Hilarious Student Casts Vote For “Turd Sandwich”

University Launches New Workshops To Counsel Those Affected By Diversity Training

Quidditch Team Now Doing Zoom Workouts

Family of Mice Concerned About Apartment’s Bat Infestation