Hawkeye Heroes: 153 Bags of Flex Meal Doritos Donated to Food Pantry

Brweaking: They’we Wittewally in my Walls

Weird: You Just Made Eye Contact with Your Professor Bench Pressing like a MF in the CRWC

Everywhere My Grandma Visited on Her Trip to Iowa City

Top 10 Better Names for the City of Iowa City

Doily Allergen Awarded National Medal of the Arts

“No, I Don’t Wear Buttplugs Just to Cheat at Chess”: New Research on Performance-Enhancing Sex Toys

Woman Finds “Natural” Birth Control Methods Cause Side Effects of Vomiting, Missed Period

Doily Allergen Goes To White House To Speak on Mental Health

Cakes at Catlett Dining Hall Reportedly Only Wet Because They’re Preparing You For My Pussy

UI Students Pregame at Unimpaired

Power Café Announces New Protein Mix for Smoothies (It’s Cum)

Study Finds Correlation Between Hand Size, Face Size, and Increased Likelihood of Cancer Diagnosis

Heads Up: My Mom Will Be in IC Next Week, So Please Be on Your Best Behavior

HAWK ALERT: Tummy Ache :(

Doily Allergen Acquired by Media Conglomerate, Soon to Be Relaunched as Fox News Humor

Andrew Tate Enrolled in Iowa Writers’ Workshop After Poetic Prison Tweets

Will Ferrell Excited to Join Doily Allergen Staff

Barbara Wilson Loses Mayflower Hall in Game of Poker

Fifth Grader Who Loves Using Word "Gay" as Insult Contributes to Death of Anti-LGBTQ+ Legislature

SDS Can't Accommodate This Huge, Debilitating Ass of Mine

Something Rotten Wafts Over Iowa City while The Last of Us Becomes Nonfiction

Student Athletes on their Electric Scooters: “Get out of the Way, you Fat Fucks.”

UI Tires of Being #2 Writing School, Wants to Be #1 Drinking School Again